Certification, Cracked Ribs, Bruised Balls

Today was successful. There was testing and hunching of backs. The testing room smelled like old peanut butter crackers and many lotions.

Snip Snip – Recovery

After a drama-free procedure, your host and author had a fainting spell and all the chaos that surrounds it. The ending is happy, minus the ribs.

Can you no longer sire offspring due to voluntary choices? Me too!